August 2009
44 posts
lulz @ mom
Mom: “here, dammit hold still!”
Rocky (the vegetarian): “HELL NO, I DON’T WANT THAT SHIT! NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, MAN!”
Mom: “Shut up! HERE! Look it got better dammit! Put this on it! Pansy!”
WTF is happening? She’s trying to put fatback on a boil on his shoulder. I FUCKING LOVE THE SOUTH- throw some meat on that shit
WOW, really?
@Jess2Pickle tracked u down? ha! that would imply i wanted to find u. i happened to find u & u prove to be just as big of a bitch as always.
OKay, i’m sorry, but if you are following 3 people and one of them has been dead for years- how am i supposed to think you just happend to find me and follow me ? why would you do either of those things?? had to be looking for something. Oh,...
I have a rant
emptythoughts:
needtherapy:
robot-heart:
foureleven:
Okay. I get it. We can’t win either way.
No, you can. Just don’t resort to trashing people on the other side of the spectrum to make your point. You really don’t need to say, “Girls with A cups don’t even need bras! Who cares about them?!” to argue, “I’d really like to buy a bra that doesn’t look like something my great-grandmother...
just because
mliaverage:
Today I found out that one of my Dad’s old college friends does the voice of Mr. Krabs in Spongebob. I’m 21 but I still think my dad is cooler because of this. MLIA
that guy was also the creepy Pastor guy in Carnivale…
Now that I'm caught up...
…on True Blood Episodes I have no idea what to do with my evenings…
also...
This gem as well…
“You’re just as bad as Judas.”
“Why, what’d he do to ya?”
To the writers of True Blood..
Congrats on this little GEM of dialogue….
“Nice rack.”
“Nice Balls.”
On Health Care
hortenseg:
When I was 22 years old, I was very, very sick.
My insurance company, the one my father had worked for for 20+ years, mind you, refused to cover my intensive inpatient treatment for anorexia nervosa b/c they felt, after I had eaten my breakfasts for 5 days in a row, that I was cured. Never mind that my heart rate was 43bpm, or that my mind was completely gone, or that anorexia...
Wanted:
a huge, bottomless fountain dr. pepper all in my mouth..now please.
Hey, Sarah Palin. As someone who comes from a...
aedison:
Will Obama’s “death squad” euthanize my baby?
Nope. Everyone gets health care, reagrdless of how sick they are.
Will people come to my grandma’s house and put her to death?
Nope. Everyone gets health care, regardless of how old they are.
Will people who voted Democrat get priority over people who voted Republican?
Nope. Everyone gets health care, regardless of their political...
So I was at the bar....
..eating some dinner when a decent looking guy sat next to me- SO i played a game:
1. Is that his mother or a cougar he’s with?— seemed casual:mother.
2. Gay or straight? —ordered a regular coke, and was getting dessert: straight.
So, CHECK and CHECK for me right? WRONG-this is where I stopped because I over heard his name- jason :( EW
But he did speak to me about the honey...
oh em gee
Jason is such and idiot…my least favorite character by far
True Blood
Who knew that a show with main characters named Sookie and Bill would be so damn intriguing?
I broke down
emptythoughts:
and am watching True Blood online.
okay, yeah me too…dammit
Also---
I need school to friggen start so I can have something to organize…also I think i may have to see (500) Days of Summer…does that make me a bad person?
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WTF is Sarah Palin saying? Does anyone ever know? I’m just…I’m curious- its an hour long speech and there’s nothing actually being said
